A little humor

[quicksylver]

this has been upin the men's room behind the john for a number of years at one of my clubs, thought I would share it with you.

 

[Ian]

There's one over the john in each stall at out local club that reads "Gentlemen: it is not as long as you think it is, please stand closer!---Miss Vickie"

 

[Glaciers]

Okay you guys, I find this offensive.
John happens to be my name and others on this forum. Let me educate you.
The head, bathroom, outhouse or whatever it is, is called a JON.
Not John or john.

 

[fiver]

now Jon is gonna be Pissed.

 

[Ian]

Oxford dictionary defines john, lower case "j", as a toilet. At least they didn't name a hurricane after you and credit you with over 300 deaths!

 

[RicinYakima]

That is why they call it a "latrine" in the army.

 

[Glaciers]

Oxford is wrong.

 

[Michael]

Ever look up "nag"? A female horse.
Ever look up "groom"? One who tends to horses.

 

[Bret4207]

There's one over the john in each stall at out local club that reads "Gentlemen: it is not as long as you think it is, please stand closer!---Miss Vickie"

Had the same thing at a nearby tractor dealership, only signed "Cheryl"!

 

[shuz]

I saw a sign in a loo which read:
We aim to please,
So please aim too!

 

[RBHarter]

The patent I believe was originally attributed to John C Crapper ......or maybe that was just part of the joke ....

Often seen in fire houses and other EMS frequented establishments as well as VFW and Foreign Legion clubs with a high percentage of Navy vets , "if your hose is too short or your pump too weak , take a step closer or you'll pee on your feet ."

 

[smokeywolf]

The patent I believe was originally attributed to John C Crapper ......or maybe that was just part of the joke ....

Often seen in fire houses and other EMS frequented establishments as well as VFW and Foreign Legion clubs with a high percentage of Navy vets , "if your hose is too short or your pump too weak , take a step closer or you'll pee on your feet ."

Could you be thinking about Thomas Crapper? The plumber who actually did not invent the toilet.

 

[RBHarter]

That's probably it .