lmao! makes me think of son #4. "SNAP." me: "Sam, what was that?" Sam: "HOW did THAT happen?" me: "WHAT happen?!?" Sam: "Bolt just snapped!" and said bolt was a 3/4" bolt he was tightening with a 3/8" socket and short handle! For evermore, Sam - you can ONLY tighten bolts one handed! and have to hold the socket wrench by the head!Pretty safe bet fiver... I know guys who could bend a 6 foot prybar opening a bag of marshmallows.
we used to have a joke about the hiring test at work.
you put someones lunch, a tennis ball, and an anvil in a blank room with just a door.
you left the applicant in the room alone for 30 minutes.
when you come back if the lunch was gone the ball was gone and the anvil was broke he was hired.
if the anvil was merely moved to the other side of the room you made them a supervisor.