it's weekend time again.

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freebullet

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Uhh, they're guna ban ya, lol, ya broke the rules.

Don't worry, I'm not turning you in.:p

Anyone have ideas for fiver to break his cabin fever?
 

fiver

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cabin fever?
it's only been 20 days since I left the house or put on a pair of shoes.
on the bright side I'm getting about 4 hours of sleep all at one time now.
 

fiver

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gawd no this one is already like having 2.
you have to watch her every single second she isn't asleep.
even when she is asleep she moves from place to place
 
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freebullet

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Well, see...having another would keep them busy together...
Or give you an aneurysm.:eek:
 

fiver

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it would be the aneurism.
2 of her a Chihuahua and a rented cat... I wouldn't have anything the kids haven't broke yet left.


oh in keeping with the original theme of the thread.
I'm going to nominate Pelicans as the official A-holes of the Bird world.

ahh,,, jezus.
anyone want a half wet puppy that just learned how to jump on the couch?
 

Brad

Benevolent Overlord and site owner
Staff member
A rented cat? You pay rent to have someone else's cat live there? Are you daft?
 

fiver

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if you seen how much food and cat litter this thing goes through you'd understand the rent part.
 

Rally Hess

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Fiver,
I've got some canine lure you could put on the cats tail if your bored. It would increase your in home entertainment, and the pup would sleep better at night, the cat not so much!!
 

fiver

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the dog needs zero prompting to beat up the cat.
I don't know what the cat's deal is but she is constantly in the wrong place at the wrong time.
I moved her food bowl in the bathroom so I could actually feed her.
this morning I'm in the shower and the pup is in and out of the shower when the cat pushes the door open and comes in.
of course Jax hears her and jumps out of the shower pushing the door closed again.
then the beat down ensues.

I open the door while shampoo is running in my eyes and the cat runs out and goes upstairs.
after the shower I'm walking to the front room and the cat magically appears coming back down the stairs on a dead run right as the Dog rounds the corner.
aaaand they are off again.
only this time the cat goes down stairs.
my daughter gets up and heads for the bathroom with Jax in tow and the stupid cat once again manages to open the bathroom door only to find out that behind door number one is another beat down.
 
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freebullet

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It is pretty hilarious to watch a declawed cat bat at a dog that isn't really trying to hurt it.
 

fiver

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it's pretty comical to watch, the cat mow's and carries on like she is dying and the dog is just nipping and holding her down.
no shaking or ripping just more like a big brother beats up a little brother type stuff.
 

fiver

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thought for the weekend.

if I take my electric car to the emission and inspection station do they have to drag the test pipe all the way over to the coal fired power plant and hook it up to their chimney?
 
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thought for the weekend.

if I take my electric car to the emission and inspection station do they have to drag the test pipe all the way over to the coal fired power plant and hook it up to their chimney?

Only if the wind isn't blowing, it's dark outside, or if your gun has more than 3 of 17 irrelevant features.
 

Intheshop

Banned
After a weekend....taking wifey to airport so gonna hit a little pre front weather condition for an afternoon hunt.Threw the Badlands pack and boots in the trunk.Windy today,was gonna take the 700V 6mm but got tired of looking for it's ammo.So,grabbed the CB exclusive '16 CDL '06.Hasn't been out of the safe in over 6 months.Stainless fluted,Walnut.1st shot @50 hit the dime sized sharpie mark dead nuts.2nd shot @100 hit 1/4" low,6:00.Good to go.
 

fiver

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woo hoo got to the club a little late today.
they were having nominations for club officers and such and I walked in just in time to miss the nominations.
but just in time to vote.
voted for one guy I know and he mouthed a, something... you, maybe thank you, or fart you,, something short like that.
he was hoping I would have been there sooner he wanted me on the board of directors too.
I know better,,, I spent a number of years on the board for the Eagles and done some state level work when I was father of the club.
distance has it's advantages.
 

fiver

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jeez almost forgot the thought for the weekend.

do you think the guy working on the roundtable at the rail yard ever gets tired of hearing people walk up to him and say.
hey!,,you got 2 turntables and no microphone?