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That actually happened to us.....

We rented a big house on Tybee island SC(sp) to serve as a base for a wedding. We were having all the associated parties that go with weddings at this house. Only the reception was at a different venue.

One evening we had a pretty big party.... eh,maybe 40 guests. Everyone gets fed,has their drinks..... no fights,no throwups,no one hungry so it's all good. I'm head chef,chief bottle washer and pass out on the couch round 1:00 or so.

An hour goes by and someone is stumbling in the front door? OK, I raised a bunch of kids and we pretty much had an open door policy for them and their dumbarse friends. So,no biggy,a gorgeous early 20's,drunk young woman lies down ( passes out) on the couch next to mine.........

I thought about the situation for a moment and figured,she needs to sleep it off? About 5 in the morning she gets up and stumbles through my sister's room/suite and according to her,the young lady found the bathroom. My sister was completely baffled,but didn't say anything?

It gets way more intriguing but,suffice it to say the girl got extremely lucky getting "us" as the "wrong house". My wife got her cleaned up and pointed in the right direction home.