Old age isn't for sissies
- Thread starter Rick
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glassparman
"OK, OK, I'm going as fast as I don't want to go!"
Some stores are now required to card you for stuff like alcohol and smokes regardless of how old you look. I know that 7-11 here in commiefornia demands to scan your driver's license whenever they have to card you. I told them "yeah, not happening" and went somewhere else.
oscarflytyer
Well-Known Member
10. If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?"
15. When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, "Why, what did you hear?"
^^^ LOVE these! Adding them to my repretoire!
12. I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever.
19. Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out.
^^^ me in spades, cept my knees sound like a glas rod breaking on a granite counter top edge!
15. When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, "Why, what did you hear?"
^^^ LOVE these! Adding them to my repretoire!
12. I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever.
19. Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out.
^^^ me in spades, cept my knees sound like a glas rod breaking on a granite counter top edge!
RicinYakima
High Steppes of Eastern Washington
Here they scan your drivers license to pick up meds at the drug store.
CWLONGSHOT
Well-Known Member
Haha talk young ladies...
We used to frequent Hooters when on the road as they was often "next door" to hotels we stayed at for customers.
More often then not we would get a few of the girls to sit with us. One day after a long project and multiple days eating there I asked. We was "safe"! We where interesting to talk with and didn't paw all over them & we treated them Like a equal person. With age comes "polish".
CW
We used to frequent Hooters when on the road as they was often "next door" to hotels we stayed at for customers.
More often then not we would get a few of the girls to sit with us. One day after a long project and multiple days eating there I asked. We was "safe"! We where interesting to talk with and didn't paw all over them & we treated them Like a equal person. With age comes "polish".
CW