Random Humor
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Bliksem
Active Member
Brings back less than fond memories of a California-based citrus company that bought our citrus packing facility here in Texas and enforced hair & beard nets for all staff. Whole fruit being shipped....
Also had a food safety audit where one of the questions was "do birds and other animals have access to the crops?" The fields are outdoors and the crop was melons, still got dinged because we could not mitigate this.
Matt_G
Curmudgeon in training
Now that is special level stupid right there.
We aren't gonna make it, are we?
Humans I mean...
Fraid not!!!
RicinYakima
High Steppes of Eastern Washington
Well, it is not like being a cop on duty at a FoP convention. You have lots to do.
Dusty Bannister
Well-Known Member
For those not in the business, FOP is Fraternal Order of Police.
fiver
Well-Known Member
since we are here.... LOL.
went to the C.A.L. ranch store yesterday to get bags of cow poop.
a pallet holds 70 bags i wanted 40.
the fork lift driver says i'll go get another pallet.
the kid there starts unloading the pallet onto the ground, but not counting the bags.
the driver comes back with an empty pallet so we can off load the first pallet.
the bags are 7 to a row... important.
so 30 sacks is 4 rows plus 2 bags to make 30 total.
so i say to the kid 4 rows plus 2 sacks.
the driver shakes his head in agreement, the kid however says to me we don't do math like that..
umm OKAY.
so me and the driver start pulling the bags off the pallet and loading the other one just like they come off the first.
not the FNG,, 4 this way 3 this way,, nunhunh.
3 this way one that way 2 this way 1 on top of the first 3.
me or the driver grab the bag and move it.
3 this way one that way,, one of us grabs the bag.
i was finally like ''maan,, i'm sorry'' to the driver,, he's like hey son [someone's name] needs you inside.
after the ''kid'' goes inside he says we got three of them, they are all like that,, every... damn... one... of them.
went to the C.A.L. ranch store yesterday to get bags of cow poop.
a pallet holds 70 bags i wanted 40.
the fork lift driver says i'll go get another pallet.
the kid there starts unloading the pallet onto the ground, but not counting the bags.
the driver comes back with an empty pallet so we can off load the first pallet.
the bags are 7 to a row... important.
so 30 sacks is 4 rows plus 2 bags to make 30 total.
so i say to the kid 4 rows plus 2 sacks.
the driver shakes his head in agreement, the kid however says to me we don't do math like that..
umm OKAY.
so me and the driver start pulling the bags off the pallet and loading the other one just like they come off the first.
not the FNG,, 4 this way 3 this way,, nunhunh.
3 this way one that way 2 this way 1 on top of the first 3.
me or the driver grab the bag and move it.
3 this way one that way,, one of us grabs the bag.
i was finally like ''maan,, i'm sorry'' to the driver,, he's like hey son [someone's name] needs you inside.
after the ''kid'' goes inside he says we got three of them, they are all like that,, every... damn... one... of them.
Cadillac Jeff
Well-Known Member
Ok I stole this cause I thought it was great
RBHarter
West Central AR
A post from FB to further Fivers .
I'm no PhD but when I read it sounded a lot like a 12 month sober alcoholic celebrating with a mimosa.
Not having an addictive personality , I just can't get my head around the concept of "it's different when it's a deliberate decision instead of a compulsive need" .
I'm no PhD but when I read it sounded a lot like a 12 month sober alcoholic celebrating with a mimosa.
Not having an addictive personality , I just can't get my head around the concept of "it's different when it's a deliberate decision instead of a compulsive need" .