Rogue Lab Monkeys Running wild in NEPA!

JWFilips

JWFilips

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Well there was a crash between a dump truck yesterday and a truck carrying 100 Lab monkeys that just got there from Africa!
4 escaped and went into the woods! Gunna go out and buy Purina Monkey chow tonight!
Last year at this time same thing happened and we had 4 rouge Camels running around in the woods! Purina does not make camel chow! I tried!
 
Rick H

Rick H

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Years ago while working I stopped home to eat my lunch. There was a frantic knock on my door and a group of kids were there. They saw the marked scout car in the drive and asked for my help. The leader explained that his "Three Footed Monkey" had escaped and was running down the cable/phone lines in the easement behind my house.

I thought it was a practical joke and was looking around for another scout car to see who might have put the kids up to this. Turns out it was no joke, the critter was merrily hopping along the utility wires ignoring every plea from its owner to come home. I called it in, the station sent an animal control truck out and eventually they caught the critter. "Three Footed Monkey" is a type of monkey, not one missing a paw.

Good luck running those down.
 
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JWFilips

JWFilips

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I feed everything else ! Well, a monkey may be entertaining to feed!
Not sure the turkeys ,deer and cats will like that!
 
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JustJim

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Don't feed 'em Purina Monkey Chow--that stuff tastes terrible. They like slices of fruit, veggies, etc much better.
 
fiver

fiver

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well.... i don't know what was happening with that transfer there.
but the rumor is monkeys had it first.
 
Bret4207

Bret4207

At the casting bench in the sky. RIP Bret.
L Ross said:
Casual mores in some cultures.
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You sir, have a gift for monumental understatement!!! Along those lines, we had a guy up this way arrested for raping a cow a while back and I read of another romantic type that got arrested for raping an alligator. Some things you avoid trying to picture in your minds eye at all costs!!!
 
JWFilips

JWFilips

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Last night they said the caught 3 of the 4 but one more was still out there! This morning they changed that story to "They got all 3 monkeys that escaped!
Ok Someone is lying! & Oh yeah! The monkeys just got off the plane in Kennedy Airport, were put on that truck and were headed to a lab in PA to quarantine and test them for disease! It crashed before it got there!
 
Bret4207

Bret4207

At the casting bench in the sky. RIP Bret.
JWFilips said:
Last night they said the caught 3 of the 4 but one more was still out there! This morning they changed that story to "They got all 3 monkeys that escaped!
Ok Someone is lying! & Oh yeah! The monkeys just got off the plane in Kennedy Airport, were put on that truck and were headed to a lab in PA to quarantine and test them for disease! It crashed before it got there!
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Ever read the book or see the movie "Outbreak"??? This is the exact scenario.
 
L Ross

L Ross

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I can fix this! Change the exclamation point in the title of this thread to a capital L and the problem is solved.

I'll admit I did work on the second floor of my first agency the last four years of my career. I may have been infected by the management bug.
 
RBHarter

RBHarter

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I saw a head line that Germany is is taking a stand against Russia ....... All we need now is a dead Austrian prince and a sneak attack that was announced except for official admin bungling and we can have a lovely 6 front World War to end all wars again .

Omicron is the 8th letter and used to represent 30 ......so I guess it's whatever marketing says it is unless it turns out to be something else in which case it will be rebranded by the generic division for use as that and suggested for off label use in it's next form . Caution the side effects may be worse and more humiliation than the conditions treated that are a side effect of previous editions . Don't take it your allergic to the product of components that are trade secrets until 2090 or the war crime trials . Have a nice day .

When conspiracy theories start to show up as ligit news stories and make sense as undeniable truth it's probably too late brake and you should just drop the hammer and drive through where the accident happened .
 
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