Unlucky Florida Man

fiver

Well-Known Member
and that's all the head/story line you need....LOL,,, especially with the picture.

hope he snorted them.
did the cops have a hard time ''tracking'' him down?
I bet the chase was short.
I wonder if the ''trail'' had gone cold.
I bet he returned to the scene of the crime.......for some toilet paper.

this is one of those times when they should have just made him ''smoke the whole pack'' and let it go at that.
LOL.
:rofl:
 
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freebullet

Guest
Nice score or so he thought! Looking I wouldn't know the difference either. I'm not a thieving scumbag looking to steal. Guess I'm safe from that slip up. Cleanup on isle 4?
 

Bret4207

At the casting bench in the sky. RIP Bret.
Once he figured it out, he probably thought, "Aw crap!"...or something along those lines!

We had a guy at work that was one of those perpetually annoying, pompous types. He was a former used car salesman. Always talking about other peoples wives, daughters and sisters in an "unkind" fashion, no one else had a single possession anywhere near as good as his, always getting on people about anything he could and playing what he referred to as "practical jokes" on people. He'd answer the phone and we'd hear him tell whoever was on the other end that he'd "...send out one of MY men...". He didn't have any authority or rank, he was just a Trooper, but he just had to make it sound that way, that type of guy. He'd had one really good case right after coming on the job and made a career off it, wrangling his way into a "Community Policing Advisor" type position. IOW- he sat in his office watching TV, chatting on the phone and schmoozing local politicians/school administrators for many years. This left him an inordinate amount of time on his hands to torment anyone working in our barracks. I don't recall what he did to one guy, but it was over the line. Next day there's a package addressed to this guy and inside there's a nice card thanking him for doing something he'd been bragging about for a very attractive school Superintendent he'd been chasing after. Inside the package was a big mess of brownies. Of course he wouldn't share and took them back to his office. We'd all been forewarned and most of us tried to stick around to watch the outcome of Mr PITA eating a plate full of Ex Lax laced brownies! It wasn't pretty...
 

KeithB

Resident Half Fast Machinist
Article in the morning paper about people overdosing on Imodium trying to get an opiod type buzz off of the chemical in it called Loperamide. Lots of warnings about heart problems and toxicity.
 

fiver

Well-Known Member
meanwhile our weekly paper has the picture of a pheasant on the front page top center.
someone seen one, and took a picture of it.
it was newsworthy enough to displace the next town over turning down the offer of a road grader the county wanted to give them, down to bottom half of the front page news.
 

358156 hp

At large, whereabouts unknown.
My Moms first husbands family used to come over to her house every Sunday for dinner. They just started coming ove unannounced and uninvited and camp out all day, eating them out of house and home and not offering to help with anything. After a few months of this, Mom baked them a special treat for dessert, you guessed it, chocolate pie :). She didn't let her husband or kids have any of it, they got a different dessert that day. Next week, the locusts failed to show up for dinner as usual, nor did the locusts ever return for dinner again.

You didn't mess with Mom, a 5 ft, 2 inch fireball of a Nebraska ranch girl.
 

Brad

Benevolent Overlord and site owner
Staff member
Article in the morning paper about people overdosing on Imodium trying to get an opiod type buzz off of the chemical in it called Loperamide. Lots of warnings about heart problems and toxicity.
Robitussin DM was a “thing” in the past for HS kids. Drink a full 8 ounce bottle for a little buzz. How anyone can stomach 8 ounces of that crap I don’t know. Yuck.

For those who don’t know Ex-Lax is an excellent frig for coughing and sneezing. Take a few doses and trust me, you won’t cough or sneeze!
 

Brad

Benevolent Overlord and site owner
Staff member
That is why you won’t sneeze. You don’t dare sneeze.
 

358156 hp

At large, whereabouts unknown.
Robitussin DM was a “thing” in the past for HS kids. Drink a full 8 ounce bottle for a little buzz. How anyone can stomach 8 ounces of that crap I don’t know. Yuck.

For those who don’t know Ex-Lax is an excellent frig for coughing and sneezing. Take a few doses and trust me, you won’t cough or sneeze!
Okay, one more. I used to have a neighbor who constantly complained about another neighbors dogs barking constantly. Strangely, one day the dogs were silent, not a peep out of them. And I mentioned it to my neighbor who told me they were fine, he just fed them a couple of large raw hamburger meatballs earlier so he could get his nap in. Then he told me the meatballs had Ex-Lax in them and that the dogs were quiet because they were afraid to bark.
 

Bret4207

At the casting bench in the sky. RIP Bret.
meanwhile our weekly paper has the picture of a pheasant on the front page top center.
someone seen one, and took a picture of it.
it was newsworthy enough to displace the next town over turning down the offer of a road grader the county wanted to give them, down to bottom half of the front page news.

They were offered a free grader and turned it down?!!! I can understand the pheasant picture, but turning down a free grader is nuts!
 

fiver

Well-Known Member
they are a town of 900 people.
after you go three streets in any direction in town the roads are dirt and usually belong to someone with another thousand acres or more.
this leaves about 4-5 dirt roads [and maybe another 4 paved] where a grader would be useful and those are the county's problem.

they don't really need it for snow work since they just push it all in a 10-15' wide strip down the middle of the street and cut out for cross roads where needed.
once it gets too high they bring the bucket loader back in and a dump truck or two then haul it down to the river gorge and dump it over the edge.