We're in trouble

Jeff H

NW Ohio
Well, this isn't exactly funny, but it's relevant and encouraging.

This week, I had a very encouraging event in class,.. lab, actually.

In one class, most everyone is over thirty, all the way to mid-fifties. There is on "kid" who is eighteen or nineteen. You could tell he was uncomfortable and felt outnumbered last semester, but I cross my fingers and abuse the wallflowers just like I do the crusty old salts so they feel "included."

This week, the "kid" was working on a basic circuit - one which I have explained is the primordial ooze of logic - the seed of "artificial intelligence," and that if you can wrap your mind around it (which is tough because it's so simple that it's easy to not "get it"), you can do ANY logic, either in creating, interpreting or trouble-shooting it!

I was working on my computer during this lab exercise when - I kid you not - the left side of the room seemed to get slightly brighter. I looked over and the kid was standing there with a huge gape-mouthed grin and eyes the size of softballs. He didn't actually have a golden aura emanating aroiund his body, but it was close.

I hollered for the rest of the class to "look quick and you'll see the look of a genuine epiphany!" Everyone looked and got a good chuckle. It hit the kid like a falling brick - he broke through the bubble and GOT IT! He didn't just memorize the "right answer, patronize the old guy by agreeing or accepting based on faith - he GOT it.

We're in trouble alright, I won't argue that, but it just takes extra work these days and we have slimmer pickings. There are some real gems out there and they are our hope.
 

Brad

Benevolent Overlord and site owner
Staff member
If your proctologist does a half-assed job does it mean you got a semi-colonoscopy?
 

462

California's Central Coast Amid The Insanity
What's worse: Bret's attempts to not get political, or Brad's jokes?

Just kidding, guys.

Seriously -- I never had a brother, but would've liked to have had either of you as one.
 

462

California's Central Coast Amid The Insanity

Oh, boy, hearing. What is it all about when I respond to what I heard my wife say, but she says she said something entirely different, that she always fails to understand? I have to take my wife's word for it that she actually said what she said she said, rather than what I heard her say. I can't always be wrong, can I?

Hearing aids aren't all they're advertized to be, and now they'll be available over the counter. I've endured the frustration of working with the V. A. to get me to understand what my wife says she said, so I can imagine what Brad's going to have to endure getting aids to work for those who buy them from him.
 

Bret4207

At the casting bench in the sky. RIP Bret.
There ya go Rick! The thread drift has reached bottom and the "punners" are digging deeper!!! How can a really bad joke be so funny? Might as well move into "Dad Jokes"-

"Hey, wanna hear cat joke?"

"Just kitten"...
 

Brad

Benevolent Overlord and site owner
Staff member
Don’t challenge me Bret, I will just dig deeper. I come from a family that enjoys puns and work play.

A horse walks into a bar that the bartender say “Why the long face…”
 

Tom

Well-Known Member
So you think you like puns, eh?
An elderly Buddhist monk goes to the local dentist. The dentist tells him that abscess is beyond his abilities and directs him to a dental surgeon in a city 80 miles away. He refuses a ride as he's always walked and has good callouses on his feet.
He became known as the super calloused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis.
He refused novocaine because he wanted to transcend dental medication.