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Brad

Benevolent Overlord and site owner
Staff member
The Argyle Sweater Comic Strip for August 15, 2022
 

Bret4207

At the casting bench in the sky. RIP Bret.
So you think you like puns, eh?
An elderly Buddhist monk goes to the local dentist. The dentist tells him that abscess is beyond his abilities and directs him to a dental surgeon in a city 80 miles away. He refuses a ride as he's always walked and has good callouses on his feet.
He became known as the super calloused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis.
He refused novocaine because he wanted to transcend dental medication.
Oh LORD!!!! Now that one I'm going to have to try to remember!
 

358156 hp

At large, whereabouts unknown.
A frog walks into the bank, and asks to speak with a loan officer.
After a short wait, a lady comes out, and introduces herself to him "Good morning Mr. Frog, my names Patricia Wack, and I'll be assisting you today. What can we help you with?"
Mr Frog replies "Ribbet, I want to take out a loan".
Patricia Wack replies "Do you have any collateral?, we do require collateral on all loans".
Mr Frog said "Ribbet, I have this", and sets a small pink porcelain elephant on the desk.
Patricia Wack is dumbfounded "how much money do you wish to borrow?"
Mr Frog said "Ribbet, My dads Mick Jagger, and I want to borrow a million dollars".
Patricia Wack is flabbergasted, and calls her supervisor over to help, and started to explain the situation.
"Mr Frog wants to borrow a million dollars, says his father is Mick Jagger, and all he has for collateral is this little pink elephant"
The supervisor looks at her and replied" It's a nick-nack, Patty Wack, give the frog a loan. His old mans a Rolling Stone".
 

RBHarter

West Central AR
The label on a dozen eggs .
Free range chickens 100% vegetarian diet ............ Sure ok ......it isn't possible to have both even I think probably with free range meaning 36" inches sq of free movement floor space per bird ......
 

Brad

Benevolent Overlord and site owner
Staff member
If the farmer leases the range land are they still free range?