A frog walks into the bank, and asks to speak with a loan officer.
After a short wait, a lady comes out, and introduces herself to him "Good morning Mr. Frog, my names Patricia Wack, and I'll be assisting you today. What can we help you with?"
Mr Frog replies "Ribbet, I want to take out a loan".
Patricia Wack replies "Do you have any collateral?, we do require collateral on all loans".
Mr Frog said "Ribbet, I have this", and sets a small pink porcelain elephant on the desk.
Patricia Wack is dumbfounded "how much money do you wish to borrow?"
Mr Frog said "Ribbet, My dads Mick Jagger, and I want to borrow a million dollars".
Patricia Wack is flabbergasted, and calls her supervisor over to help, and started to explain the situation.
"Mr Frog wants to borrow a million dollars, says his father is Mick Jagger, and all he has for collateral is this little pink elephant"
The supervisor looks at her and replied" It's a nick-nack, Patty Wack, give the frog a loan. His old mans a Rolling Stone".