Wet Floor

Ben

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A policemen went out to investigate gun shots at the residence of an elderly couple. The policemen arrives and knocks on the door, the wife opens the door and says " He is in the kitchen."

The policemen finds her husband dead on the floor.
The policemen asked what happened ? ?
She said..." I told my husband that I was moping the floor and to stay out of MY KITCHEN.

She said that the walked on HER WET FLOORS after she had warned him not to.
She shot and killed him.

The policemen radioed the dispatcher with the details of what had happened.
The dispatcher asked if he had taken the old lady into custody ?
He said " No, the floor is still wet."
 
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35 shooter

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Ben, that' as bad as the lady that "accidentally" shot her husband, then called 911.
When the cops got there she said she was simply cleaning her revolver and it went off.........6 times!