Armed robbery thwarted

[richhodg66]

Did you here about this incident where a store clerk fought off a robber with his labeling gun?

The police are now looking for a man with a price on his head.

 

[Gary]

Good one Rich.

 

[Rick H]

We are reduced to Dad Jokes!

 

[RBHarter]

Did you hear about the cow wandering in the vineyard ?
She was looking for beau vine .

 

[StrawHat]

What do you get when a pig picks it’s nose?
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Ham boogers!
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’snot funny?

Kevin

 

[358156 hp]

Oh no!! Not again!

 

[fiver]

He hehe

 

[Hawk]

When your out with your honey
and your nose starts to runny
well you may think it's funny
but it's snot!

 

[Ian]

Oh no...

 

[shuz]

Why do nuns wash their clothes while nude?
It's just outta habit!

 

[smokeywolf]

What do you get when a pig picks it’s nose?
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Ham boogers!
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’snot funny?

Kevin

If you're gonna pick your nose you shoulda picked a better one.