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Bret4207

Bret4207

At the casting bench in the sky. RIP Bret.
After the reunification referendum of 2011 the border between Upper and Lower Pkytnmbcg, existing along the the river Glympklr since the Civil War of 1969, The Summer of "Lub" (or war in Pkytnmbish), was dissolved. The Halfwitz issue seems to have died away since the re-organization of the HoJo's chain and subsequent breakfast buffet special underwritten by the PPK, or Pkytnmbcg Prosthetic Kompanie. I'm led to understand that the one-legged waitress crisis was overblown by the press in the Pkytnmbcg Trumpet, the national daily newspaper there, and that it was actually a renegade branch of the Dwarves and Midgets Union that created the crisis in an attempt to drawn attention away from their small minded political stance.
 
Ian

Ian

Notorious member
Wow, who knew? I gotta find a better news source because I was just going off of what the Trumpet said, like everyone else.
 
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358156hp

Guest
Hmmm... this means that the Darnjerkistan incident was overblown as well. I should have realized this when the PPK backed that dark horse candidate in Pkytnmbcg, what was his name.... oh! Skokawalatovitch! You'd remember his election campaign "Sko is on the go". The whole situation is as clear as a glass of Sheepsaweepin ale! Thanks for the clarification!
 
Bret4207

Bret4207

At the casting bench in the sky. RIP Bret.
Don't underestimate Skokawalatovitch, or "Buddy" as he's know to his close associates. The man is a diabolical genius when it comes to Pkytnmbcgtian politics. Many fail to appreciate he was the brains behind Klwerbdnts Rwxzlllowrz in the 2012 election cycle. I'm sure many of you are still in shock over that landslide! I know I am. And people call Karl Rove a political animal?!!!
 
Brad

Brad

Benevolent Overlord and site owner
Staff member
This is a lot like listening to my wife and daughter discuss shoes.
I hear lots of words and none of it makes sense.

Does that make me sound uneducated?
 
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358156hp

Guest
I suppose you've never heard of Fuzziwuckle either? Brad, you have got to get out more, or at least pick up a newspaper once in a while!
 
Brad

Brad

Benevolent Overlord and site owner
Staff member
Bret had me with his talk of Halfwitz. I know a few from that region......
 
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35 shooter

Well-Known Member
I found this site via an invitation from Ben. Thanks for taking me in everyone and it certainly seems like a great place to be. I have a few good friends from the cb site i can contact that i feel would fit in well here.
I've only been a member here for a couple of days now, but already recognize many from other sites.
This site has a really good "feel" to it, and again, i'm glad to be here! Thanks.
 
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Brandon

Member
Brandon here, Sweetpea on CB...

Winelover invited me a while back, I've been holding out to see what path the forum would take.

Looks like it should be a pleasant ride!
 
Pistolero

Pistolero

Well-Known Member
Yep, all us laid back folks from the land of Halfwitz. . . . or was that the other site?:rolleyes:
Can't seem to remember which half of my wits. . . . . nevermind.
 
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carpetman

Active Member
I was told the sad news yesterday that BruceB died a couple weeks ago. He was a great one, always thought highly of him. I never met him, but many here did as he was a host of the NV cast bullet shoots.
 
Bret4207

Bret4207

At the casting bench in the sky. RIP Bret.
Just happened to be going back through some posts and spotted the news on Uncle Bruce. I'm truly saddened to hear of his passing. Funny how you can get so attached to someone you never met......
 
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