I have been banned fro making coffee at every job I've had, except for while I was in the Army - where I learned to make coffee.
At one place, the new receptionist hung up on a customer, jumped up, ran up to me and jerked the empty carafe out of my hands and held it away from me as I started to make a fresh pot. She said "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! I WAS TOLD WHEN I WAS HIRED THAT IF I EVER LET YOU MAKE COFFEE, I'D BE FIRED!"
She was dead-serious and ready to fight me for that carafe. I'd worked there for ten years and had no idea. Eventually, it dawned on me that when others talked about "driveway sealer," which was oddly frequent, they were talking about my coffee.
After ten years where I now work, our coffee pot quit. A dear friend and professor much my senior in credentials AND "time in grade" offered to help me pick a new one. He made an excellently stated and compelling case for a Keurig machine, which I was dead-set against before his pitch. He later admitted that it was because others didn't like it when their "spoon stood up on its own in their coffee."
WTH?? I make GOOD coffee!