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Brad

Benevolent Overlord and site owner
Staff member
My wife just said "you weren't even listening, were you"?

What an odd way to start a conversation.
 

RicinYakima

High Steppes of Eastern Washington
I don't put my hearing aids in, until my wife starts yelling at me every day. Why waste batteries?
 

Intheshop

Banned
Last Samurai line....Zen guy talking to Tom Crudes used it that way.

Tenitus,background sounds,squealing crumbsnatchers all get to me after a while.Heck,last night needed to put on ear muffs to kill an actresses voice on some Netflix "series" wifey was binging on.And I actually like her(actress,she's hot),but 3 fn hours of that same pitch? I was trying to sleep.....got up,found earmuffs,problem solved.
 
Can't decide whether to get aids or not. Missing some of SWMBO's words, when she isn't on Fakebook, also some TV shows I totally miss most of what the actresses say. Must bear in mind that it is a medical fact that when a man starts to loose hearing the first frequency range to go just happens to be the frequency in which most women's voices resonate. Your're welcome. GW
 
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freebullet

Guest
Tell her you were captivated by a Winchester...she might punch you though.
 
"Older" gentleman decides that his wife might be developing hearing problems. She's sitting on couch watching TV, so he goes to the other side of the dining area and says "Can you hear me?" No response. Comes halfway back, repeats " Can you hear me now? No response. Walks up behind the couch, repeats "Can you hear me now? She looks up and says: " For the third time, I hear you just fine!" GW