Superbowl tickets...

[shootnlead]

Dear Friends,

A friend of mine has two box seat tickets for the 2017 Super Bowl in Houston. He paid $1,700 for each ticket. He didn't realize when he bought them that February 5th was going to be on the same day as his wedding - so now he can't go.

If you know someone who would be interested and would like to go in his place, it's at St Peter's Church, in New York City, at 5 pm. Her name is Darlene, she's 5'4", about 115 lbs. great figure, good cook, plus, she makes $90,000 a year! She'll be the one in the white dress….

 

[Rick]

hehe.

 

[Rally Hess]

Does she skin beaver??

 

[Brad]

Does she skin beaver??

I will let that one go......

 

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[JonB]

I love these kinds of stories.
right up there with... I got a boat for the Wife, Best trade ever.

But I should have tied it down better

 

[9.3X62AL]

A picture of my nightmare. I do enjoy my boat.

The locals at most ocean towns with boat ramps like to hang out on weekends when the yellowtail or tuna are running, and watch the fun while the......uh, less experienced boat launchers strive to get their crafts off of or on to trailers. I fish on weekdays to attempt avoidance of that whole fire drill, but that only thins the numbers out a little when the pelagics are hitting. They are right tasty, and fun to catch.