Tall tales and short stories .

popper

Well-Known Member
Went to lake Dallas once. Guy in fancy fiberglass $$$ hot rod pontoon boat tried to go between me and her (on skis). Pointed right at him, he finally veered off. As I was putting the boat up, he grounded his boat on gravel bank. Drunk idiots. Never went back there. Remember a trip to Texoma islands. Heard a boat full tilt then no sound. Saw the drunks had tried to go between the shallow islands, hit a bar and flipped it. Beer cans everywhere and an infant in the shallow water. More idiots, fortunatly only damaged boat.
There was they guy from Ok side that had his ford camper van on his homemade barge that would come to the islands.
 

Kevin Stenberg

Well-Known Member
Sitting on a deer stand all morning. Sometime around noon-ish i saw a buck chasing a doe towards me. i let the doe pass, buck finally gave me an open point blank shot. I pull the trigger and the gun goes click. For some reason i didn't load the chamber correctly. The buck stayed still until just as i was finishing closing the bolt on a live round
 

waco

Springfield, Oregon
Sitting on a deer stand all morning. Sometime around noon-ish i saw a buck chasing a doe towards me. i let the doe pass, buck finally gave me an open point blank shot. I pull the trigger and the gun goes click. For some reason i didn't load the chamber correctly. The buck stayed still until just as i was finishing closing the bolt on a live round
Ugh. Bummer Kev.
 

CZ93X62

Official forum enigma
Hasn't happened to me either. Not me, not ever. Not once. (Only one of these phrases is true--you choose).

I can get buck fever while varmint hunting.
 

RBHarter

West Central AR
Bruce F was a witness in a hog stand .
I guess I was just spoiled by cock on opening rifles and short stroked that 93' cock on closing ....... Click! May as well have just been doing the YMCA in Elton John's duck suit under a fireworks display screaming "run , run for your life little pig " .
 

JWFilips

Well-Known Member
1st year my son was hunting ( 1996)...
First week of small game and I took off some work to get out on some weekdays that were not so crowded!
So it was just him & I in the field and Forrest
He had his Grandpas 16 gauge Stevens single barrel and I was using my 12 ga Savage 311 Double side by side. We had a few shots at bunnies and grouse for most of the morning but no game. After our lunch he asked if we could trade guns for the afternoon.... That double was my Dads which I had used for 30 some years...so I thought it may be exciting for him...
We were in some deep pines and he kicked out a brace of grouse.... I was so delighted to see him bring up that gun and fire two consecutive shots ......No birds but great memories!
I also, after coming down into a grass field brought up a nice cock bird pheasant ...fumbling with the stevens hammer I dropped my first pheasant....after 32 years of hunting! And that was special for me but also for my son because I was using his single barrel shotgun!
Yes those were made memories!
 

Rally

NC Minnesota
About ten years ago, hunting pheasant in Sd., early December. It was just me and a Golden Retriever I owned, called him Roscoe. The piece we were hunting was a section North to South, but 1.5 sections East to West, short rolling hills, all Canary Grass. I'd parked on the section line at the NE corner and could see the truck most of the time, unless we were working up the south side of one of the hills. I came up the south side of one of those hills and there was a warden parked by my truck. I was out in the center of the section and just gave him a wave. He sat and watched us about five minutes, probably running my LP and checking to see if I had a current license on file, then pulled away. I kept pushing to the North section line/road hoping to get some birds in the air, and Roscoe was close. Up comes a hen, she flies straight North to the section line/road, and flies right into the powerline, knocks her out of the air, and she never fluttered going down, feathers in the air! Oh Sh__ I'm thinking, because I can't see the road on the East side of the section where the Warden drove out on, but he for sure could have seen that hen drop that high in the air! Sooo, Roscoe and I we zig zag in that general direction, and when we get there, sure enough there the hen lays, and sure enough, Roscoe has to retrieve it!! I take the bird from him and lay it by the power pole, for future reference if needed, and hold him by the collar while we walk another bit to the East towards the truck. About that time Roscoe acts birdy again and I think he wants to go get that hen maybe, but he's pulling towards the truck, East. I let him go and in less than 10 yards, he puts a pair of roosters in the air! Should have got them both, but only got one. So now I'm ticked at myself for missing the second rooster, but still worried the warden might have thought I shot a hen too! We have about a 1/4 section to the truck, and Roscoe puts up 2 single roosters and a bunch of hens, and I got the last two roosters, so we were filled out for the day. I get almost to the truck and look to the SE and there sits the wardens truck!!! About the time I get to the truck so does he, here we go. He's a fairly young guy, well maintained uniform and truck. Never asked me for a license, just asked how I missed that second rooster! Smart alec kids!! He parked where he could see the hen hit the powerline, but he never saw Roscoe retrieve it or me put it by the power pole. I told him where it was, and he said "the coyotes gotta eat too". Only the second time I've been checked by a warden out there in 30 years. What's the odds of him actually witnessing that hen hitting that powerline?
 

Glaciers

Alaska Land of the Midnight Sun
Ok I'm sitting here watching it snow like crazy, so, a story comes to mind from when I meet my wife. A long time ago, but not very far away.

Well I meet my wife Karyn the first time about 10 pm June 5th 1976. I was staying at a friends house at the top of the road close to the highway. The roads was close to impassable with mud at that time. Our road was made by a Cat D6 that dropped its blade at the top and made a 3 mile long path down for most of the way a sluice trench.
Anyway Karyn lived on the 10 acres below Daves place that I was staying at. Well Karyn showed up at 10 and I was in the middle of cooking dinner for Dave and myself when she knocked on the door. Well it was love at first sight. I opened the door and just stood there like a rube with my mouth open for a bit.
Well we got to know each other real quick and we have not been separated since. On the third day together we met our first bear on her porch. But that's another story. That was early June, the story I wanted to tell was in August.
This is kinda a bear and faithful dog story. Karyn and I had been seeing each other since June 5th and had 3 different bear interactions by August. Keep in mind in Alaska in August the sun is still up 18-19 hours a day, so at that time deep night is only twilight.
So we were sleeping in the second story of her "A" frame, (I hate a frames). Blind on two sides. Well the driveway into her place came along below her house from the right and did a switchback up to the house. This was relatively steep land. So at the corner of the switchback, about a little over 100 feet, was a spring house and small pond. A very nice natural fresh water spring.
So one morning my dog Betsy and 3 of her almost year old pups that I could not find a home for, were making a ruckus. It was about 4am so I was a little bleary eyed, figured the damn dogs got into another Porcupine. Betsy loved to hunt and try to kill them. Not a good habit, fortunately the pups were a little more warier of Porcupines and only got a few quills each. Tie the dogs one at a time tight to a small tree and have at it with the pliers. That's a side note anyway, so back to being bleary eyed.
4am, got up, in my boxers and went out on the porch. Could not quite see what was going on down at the pond. So rubbing my eyes, bare foot I wandered down to have a look. When I came around the switchback I saw the dogs and they saw me. I kept walking and they decided that the human had arrived so they went back up to the house. Keep in mind I was very groggy, but I wanted to see what was what down at the pond. The pond was mostly to the left and at that point the driveway was a fair drop off to about 6 to 8 feet with birch trees here and there. Well I got up to the drop off where the dogs had been. When I got there I was looking at a black something in the birch dead ahead that took a second to focus on. Still rubbing my eyes, brain not engaged, but finally figured out the black something was a small tree'd bear cub. Oops. I tell you I was instantly awake. So I looked down to the base of the tree, which was about no more then 10 feet out and 6 feet down, and there was Mom just swaying and not looking happy. So very calmly I just slowly turned around and slowly walked back to the house. I was quietly calling Betsy, but I think she figured the boss had everything under control. Let me tell you that when your bare foot, and don't have your shirt or pants on, a person feels very, shall I say, vulnerable.
I don't know why I was so stupid as we had bear encounters all summer, and my cabin down the road had been torn apart by a bear, but that's another story.
From that point on, I always remembered my pants when going out.
 

popper

Well-Known Member
FIL had a lab, Queeny that had a reputation on getting pheasants off other's porches. One story he told me about a favorite field in W. Ne. He and buddies shooting pheasants (out of season IIRC) and see dust trail a long way off, figure it's a warden. Guns back into the truck, stand around. Warden askes what they're doin - 'just looking at the crop'. Then Queeny brings a bird and puts it in his hand. 'get away from here dog' - 'don't know who's dog that is'. Warden tells them they shouldn't hunt yet and drives off, chuckling.
When a kid, friend said lets go dove hunting. Lent me his dad's 2x 12ga. Out to somebody he know's stripped corn field. Scared up a few birds but never hit one. Never shot a shotgun before either. Lots of mourning doves on the power lines on the way back. IIRC box of shells was a buck and hunting license wasn't needed.
Other story, few years back. Elevated box stand in the morning, big doe walks under it and stands there for a long while. I leaned out the window and watcher her slowly walk off. Now if that had been a hog!.
Or West side of Bear creek on top of the hill, bunch of deer eating acorns as we drive in, they mosey off. Walked down the path toward the creek & saw lots of fresh tracks on one path. GS sits at top of that path. Just before legal sundown, I hear this crashing through the brush in front of me, clomp clomp down another trail and howling I've never heard before. GS spooked it, crossed in front of me and down the path back down to the valley. Stuff just happens.
 
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