My son's wouldn't be here today most likely if natural selection had run its course . The younger boy had a 50/50 with an unknown infection and a fever of 104 for a week . Then came the nose bleed they fought for an hour in the hospital .
The oldest boy was a footling breech 6 weeks early that sucked up a load of delivery water and collapsed a lung .
I've seen a lot of people do a lot of just really dumb things and I've participated in some pretty dumb stuff myself . Not coil heater /blow dryer in the shower/bath tube dumb but pretty dumb none the less .
No matter how stupid the warning is it's there because someone , somewhere , has done it . Curling irons are labeled "do not insert into any body opening" , one assumes that was because of an injury of serious burns or electrocution .
Slippery when icy . Here's one that I can't say needs to be said ,but there's 1000s of signs out there . It's probably a good reminder .
Bridge ices before road . Not part of Joe Averages thought process and not really a thing that is mentioned a lot in snow country but a very real thing in the wet country when the wind blows just so around 40° it'll ice a bridge quick , fast , and in a hurry .
Leaded Chrystal in California is known to cause cancer .......
Do not drink battery fluid ........
Use of this product may impair your ability to .......... It's a pain killer , sleep aid , or booze isn't that kind of the point ?
These labels you may remove with upmost haste .