They call it "God's country" here too, for some reason. I read this somewhere many many years ago, best "no trespassing" sign ever, on a gate in west Texas:
"I know you're thinking about crossing this fence, but before you do, there's something you should know. If the Mesquite, heat, prickly pear, or rattlesnakes don't get you, I will."
At the bottom the landowner had signed his name in blood-red paint.