How the fight got started.

[Ben]

HOW TO START A FIGHT
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started...

 

[Chris]

Now that's funny right there!

 

[Chris]

Driving down the road, my wife and I had an argument and weren't speaking.

Next to the road there was a barnyard with some donkey's and hogs.

She pointed to it and said "relatives of yours?"

I said "yes, inlaws".

That's when the fight started.

 

[Rick]

Funny? I dunno, sounds perfectly logical and sensible to me.

 

[Brad]

Hey Khornet, care to pass those on to my MIL?

 

[SierraHunter]

Those are pretty good. My in laws are divorced, so the only one I have to deal with is her dad.

 

[David Reiss]

I am not going to make a joke about my wife because she supports my gun buying. I am not going to make a joke about my mother-in-law, because she has always treated me well. But most of all I believe in shevoodocraft, look it up, it is a real word, I think, well I'm not taking any chances.

 

[RBHarter]

After the fender bender a midget got out of the other car and said I'm not happy , my buddy says oh really which one are you Dopey ? That's when the fight started ...... Baa doom chuck .

 

[Cliff]

 

[Tom]

Stolen from another forum:
My wife said she wished her top end was bigger. I told her she was exactly what I like. "Awww, that's sweet. Do you really like the way I am?"
I said "Of course! I like to pretend you're 12."

That's wrong on a couple of levels, but I liked it.

 

[Brad]

 

[Rally Hess]

The wife asked me if her butt looked big in her new jeans.........And I gave her an honest answer.

 

[Chris]

Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping.

The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile.

The wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do.”

He said, "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time
and I said that one day I would get it for you?”

Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up…

"Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied.

"Well I am in the gun shop next door to that.”

And that's when the fight started...