Tinsel Fairy.
I'm going to paint My Patio Ceiling Frame, well the entire patio really, scraping off the old paint.
So I'll be finally scraping the last bits of "tinsel" from My one and only visit from the Tinsel Fairy.
Almost 60yrs of Casting and I get a geyser from turning on a cold pot full of lead.
I FORGOT TO PUT AN INVERTED INGOT MOLD OVER THE TOP OF THE POT. Just Glad I wasn't on the patio when it happened. Still had the Giant cookie sheet under the pot.
By the end of the month, barring more BLASTED Rain, there will be no evidence that it ever happened.