K-9 humor

Glaciers

Alaska Land of the Midnight Sun
Been a few years since I’ve heard that one.

But, the way I heard it, I’m think it was dogs at a Irish bar and all dogs attending had to hang up their butt holes upon entry. Same kinda thing, it was either cats or the it was the snooty Poodles that were in charge of the butt check counter. You would think it was be the Dachshund though. Can’t remember. But same problem, the butts got mixed up and passed out at random.
I’ll have ask Biscuit which one is correct.
 

RBHarter

West Central AR
An associate asked what my favorite dog movie is . My first thought was I hate them all the hero/main always dies or is telling the story from their deathbed .... Then I thought , no , you know what it has to be Cujo . That probably the only dog movie ever that you could actually look forward to the dog dieing in . I've heard only spoilers , and never seen or read it , so just let me believe you're happy to see him gone .
 

popper

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I think Lassie is the movie that made dogs a chick magnet. Previously, dogs were - lets say, blue collar. Bambi was another tear jerker. She says if I ever kill Bambi, I'll be in big trouble with her.
 

fiver

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my wife was kind of like that too.
then she had to help me drag a big 3x3 off a mountain clear down to the Truck which took till about 10:30 PM.
after that... LOL
if it was close to a road it was big enough.
 

L Ross

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I think Lassie is the movie that made dogs a chick magnet. Previously, dogs were - lets say, blue collar. Bambi was another tear jerker. She says if I ever kill Bambi, I'll be in big trouble with her.
To this very day, I hope Walt Disney is on a spit in hell, being basted by 10 little devils with honey mustard sauce. Bambi, I hated Bambi as a child, I hate the concept today, I hate the results.
 

popper

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Bambi wasn't nearly as bad as the one with the cheshire cat. Even worse was the 'magician' one. Walt was kind 'different'.
 

fiver

Well-Known Member
i get the one Rick posted every time i bring home a new chew toy.
ropes go in the basket, balls go out back by the green house, everything else gets destroyed.