Mr. Perfect

[freebullet]

My wife made a terrible blunder. As we finished working yesterday she told me I was perfect. It wasn't what she was trying to say. It mattered not because selective hearing immediately kicked in & no corrected phrasing was heard. I was just glad she realized it after 13+ years of marriage.

 

[KHornet]

Smart lady IMO!

Paul

 

[Ben]

 

[Brad]

Bet she never hears the end of that!

 

[KHornet]

I have been called perfect by my wife on occasion , but it was
usually followed by a noun! Guess it is what it is. Of course
after over 50 years of living with me, what else could I expect.
She has often said over those years that I have selective
incompetence in many areas. Tis true!

Paul

 

[S Mac]

Are you sure there was no sarcasm involved?

 

[KHornet]

O'yesss, it was definite sarcasm. Keeps me on my toes! Life is no
fun without a little sarcasm now and then to keep conversations
going!

Paul

 

[JWFilips]

Here I'm a Perfect AHole! & I do work hard at it!!!!!!!!

 

[Rick]

Here I'm a Perfect AHole! & I do work hard at it!!!!!!!!

Really? Comes natural to me.

 

[Ian]

Me too! Still, though, I manage to screw it up and be a nice guy once in a while.

 

[Brad]

Ian, we all have our flaws.

At work I tell them I may be an ass but I'm an efficient ass. My techs are ok with that.

 

[freebullet]

She no longer admits it even happened.

 

[KHornet]

Selective memory! Mine has it also!

Paul