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RicinYakima
High Steppes of Eastern Washington
Looks just like you and John
Ian
Notorious member
OK,dog story..... tearing me away from watching motorcycle road racing vids.Got some serious scratchers showing up in a week for ?
Back in the day,when my boys were more concerned with Tonka toys than chasing girls.I had an absolutely perfect,show quality "bitch" Weimeraner. Only thing wrong with her was,she was a touch large for the show circuit?Otherwise,good to go.We got her at 12 months from a local st police officer.He got her from some dumbarses who had more $ than sense.
So he gets her but,he already had a Weimeraner.... apparently the two didn't get along?
We end up with the dog.Love at first sight just dosen't do justice here. It was a match made in heaven so to speak.Alex(Alexandra von sumthin or other AKC register) didn't know she was sposed to be polite,well behaved,.... perfect.Nope,she was wide open,let's go hunting,tear bumpers off a '54 Buick,protect family and home sort.
So,while she was completely content letting my baby's steering their Tonka toys over her whilst playing in the sandbox..... when it came to dinner,uhhh,sign me up.
I didn't find this out till a cpl years later;the neighbors are certified,red jacket,black boot wearin honest to goodness Virginia fox hunters. As such,several times a year there's these stupid arse horse trailers lining our otherwise very private country back rd.Ask me if I care....not.
The story goes...... one of the above participant's had a front seat pretty much covered with pastry, waiting for tea time after their morning hunt.Minor issue,they left the window down on the Mercedes. Ruh-roe. Alex smelled them from 1/2 mile off.Yup,they get back and my crazy dog is sitting in the front seat,glazed sugar brained,grinning from ear to ear.....having eaten it all!!!
What do you say?Ooops.
Back in the day,when my boys were more concerned with Tonka toys than chasing girls.I had an absolutely perfect,show quality "bitch" Weimeraner. Only thing wrong with her was,she was a touch large for the show circuit?Otherwise,good to go.We got her at 12 months from a local st police officer.He got her from some dumbarses who had more $ than sense.
So he gets her but,he already had a Weimeraner.... apparently the two didn't get along?
We end up with the dog.Love at first sight just dosen't do justice here. It was a match made in heaven so to speak.Alex(Alexandra von sumthin or other AKC register) didn't know she was sposed to be polite,well behaved,.... perfect.Nope,she was wide open,let's go hunting,tear bumpers off a '54 Buick,protect family and home sort.
So,while she was completely content letting my baby's steering their Tonka toys over her whilst playing in the sandbox..... when it came to dinner,uhhh,sign me up.
I didn't find this out till a cpl years later;the neighbors are certified,red jacket,black boot wearin honest to goodness Virginia fox hunters. As such,several times a year there's these stupid arse horse trailers lining our otherwise very private country back rd.Ask me if I care....not.
The story goes...... one of the above participant's had a front seat pretty much covered with pastry, waiting for tea time after their morning hunt.Minor issue,they left the window down on the Mercedes. Ruh-roe. Alex smelled them from 1/2 mile off.Yup,they get back and my crazy dog is sitting in the front seat,glazed sugar brained,grinning from ear to ear.....having eaten it all!!!
What do you say?Ooops.
oscarflytyer
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LMAO at the donut eater! Had a 110 Lab/Shepard mix clean 5 lbs of steak AND plastic bag of marinade off the outside counter one night. Didn't leave it alone but about 60 seconds. Dog didn't even leave a mess from the marinade! Buddy got me out of the house to the store before I killed the dog
358156 hp
At large, whereabouts unknown.
I baked cookies one day long ago, and left them cooling on newspaper on the kitchen table. After a while I heard a strange sound from the kitchen, "shhh, gulp, shhh, gulp" over and over. It turned out to be Max, my 1 yr old black lab. He was pulling on the newspaper (shhh) to get the cookies closer to the edge of the table to eat them (gulp). He must have eaten a couple dozen chocolate chip cookies before I figured out what was going on.
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At large, whereabouts unknown.
Another dog story, my sister and her husband were having marital difficulties, and my sister came over to talk with Mom. I would have been in Jr High at the time. So Mom & Sis sat in the living room, drinking Peppermint Schnapps and talking quietly. My Sis was really hammering the Schnapps down that night. At least we thought so until our toy poodle started for the door, to go outside. She didn't quite make it. She fell over, then got back on her feet, mustering as much dignity as an AKC poodle can muster (considerable). She took a couple of steps and fell again. I ran over and picked her up and took her outside, she reeked of peppermint (no doggy breath at all!). It turned out that my sister was setting her schnapps glass on the floor, and the dog was helping her drink it. The damn dog almost didn't make it, she got the shakes , and I stayed outside with her most of the night as she threw up repeatedly, and ended up drinking a lot of fresh water, and finally getting a bath after midnight before being allowed back in the house again. She was pretty quiet the next day, except for snarling at anyone who made any noise. And she never, ever stayed in the room if she could smell even a hint of mint. I feel the same way about Gin myself.
So what's the most dangerous animal out there? A skunk. I just cannot handle it, twists my stomach into knots, can't breath. Nasty dangerous animal. If my dog gets involved with a skunk she is officially an outside dog for at least a month and at least a 100 yards from the house. She will have no chance of puking inside.