Sayin's

[Hawk]

My mom's favorite words to me,
"Good Grief! I cant believe you Fill in the Blank!"
Heard it every day of my life till I moved out.
Now I only hear it when she telephones.

 

[david s]

My mother wasn't that subtle, I was 16 years old before I found out my name wasn't David Dammit.

 

[Chris]

Heavier than a dead minister.

 

[Mitty38]

"Song."Ohio hillbilly word twist for so long or good buy. My mom said "song" to me every day when I walked to the bus stop.

Don't sell your saddle when your horse dies.

One good turn deserves another.

The only good thief is a dead thief.

If you burn your ass you have to sit on the blister.

 

[Tom]

---- in one hand, wish in the other. See which one fills up first.

 

[S Mac]

Long as a Texas well rope. Colder than a well diggers ___. Hotter than blue blazes.
Fuller than a dog tick. Slicker than greased goose ____.

 

[Ian]

---- fire and save the matches.

Hell bent for leather. (A corruption of "hell bent" and hell for leather").

 

[Gary]

Ah, the memories.

 

[RBHarter]

You wanna try me boy ?

Madder than a wet hen .

 

[waco]

"Like pulling hens teeth"

 

[Ian]

"Scarce as hen's teeth"

"Fine as frog hair"

 

[Mitty38]

Smelling like a french whore.
Her mellon's is smellon' (meaning she is stinking and needs a bath)
So full of ....it is comming out his ears.

 

[RBHarter]

The only reason his eyes are blue is cause he uses Sani-Flush twice a day .

 

[S Mac]

Nuttier than a squirrel, crazy as a pet coon, quick as greased lightning.

 

[creosote]

You got rocks in your head?
Or (sand)

Don't throw the baby out with the bath water.

Don't crap where you eat.

If it was a snake, it woulda bit ya.

Rode hard & put away wet.

You can call me anything you want. Just don't call me late for dinner.

What did you do with the money your mom gave you for singing lessons.

 

[Glaciers]

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while.

 

[Glaciers]

Alaska saying during the pipeline days:
"Happiness is a Okie going home with a Texan under each arm"

Or the reverse was common as well, Okie and Texan can be interchanged at will.

 

[S Mac]

I don't have anything against Okies or Texans, but that's funny right there.

 

[Rally]

If you don’t know what it does, don’t ____ with it!
In reference to Iowa farmers,” They come up here with a new pair of overalls and a twenty dollar bill, and don’t change either one”.

 

[david s]

A question to be asked when someone isn't paying attention (think cell phone) in a public place and expecting everyone else to avoid running over them. "Excuse me are you from IOWA?). Response "NO, why do you ask? I, O, W, A, Idiot Out Wandering Around.