The truth about the Colonel . . .

All of these I've posted are from the mind of the Grandson and what he posts on FB. On the other hand most of his humor I couldn't possibly post here, this is after all a family forum.
 
usual family gathering conversation between mom's and their kids.
where you going?
uncle fiver is...
get over here! now!
but MOM!
 
Sorta how it is in our family, too.
My SIL is always commenting on how my brother occasionally gets overexposed. Specifically, to me, like after a weekend at deer camp.
 
There are advantages to getting older, like getting labeled "eccentric", which lets you get away with more stuff!
 
I still think my favorite "compliment" [description of me actually] was.
man,, I never seen anyone so calm while being that pissed off before, I think his blood pressure actually went down..