All of these I've posted are from the mind of the Grandson and what he posts on FB. On the other hand most of his humor I couldn't possibly post here, this is after all a family forum.
Sorta how it is in our family, too.
My SIL is always commenting on how my brother occasionally gets overexposed. Specifically, to me, like after a weekend at deer camp.
I still think my favorite "compliment" [description of me actually] was.
man,, I never seen anyone so calm while being that pissed off before, I think his blood pressure actually went down..