If you've got a Papa Murphy's pizza nearby, you have to try The Offensive. I tried getting it added to our local menu by name for years.
You have to take the right tone when ordering, 'Hi, yes, could I get the extra large, Gourmet Vegetarian.. yes, thanks, oh, and add bacon'. If they don't sprinkle enough on, it's best to push for just a bit more. The bacon complements the zucchini and artichoke hearts and the grease crisps up the other toppings nicely.
The employee's look of admiration, followed by disgust, from the first time I gave this pizza a shot, will stick with me forever.
Can't get take-and-bake pizza anymore because of the gluten, wife is celiac.. that's probably Karma coming back to bite me.