358156 hp
At large, whereabouts unknown.
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Woman
Material Safety Data Sheet
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET
WOMAN - A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS
Element: Woman Symbol: Wo Discoverer: God-An improvement of a prototype, Man Atomic Mass: Variable, between 85 and 550 pounds, with 120 lbs. being an acceptable nominal weight.
OCCURRENCE: Occurs world wide, often in a racemic mix with man.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
Woman
Material Safety Data Sheet
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET
WOMAN - A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS
Element: Woman Symbol: Wo Discoverer: God-An improvement of a prototype, Man Atomic Mass: Variable, between 85 and 550 pounds, with 120 lbs. being an acceptable nominal weight.
OCCURRENCE: Occurs world wide, often in a racemic mix with man.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
- Surface often covered with a thin painted film.
- Boils at nothing and freezes without reason.
- Melts, if given special treatment.
- Bitter, if used incorrectly.
- Found in states varying from virgin metal to common ore.
- Yields to pressure applied to correct points.
- Has high affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones.
- Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
- Insoluble in most liquids, but reactivity is greatly increased if saturated with alcohol.
- Most powerful money reducing agent known.
- The rough ore is especially useful as ornaments when applied to sports cars or sailboats.
- In its more refined state, it serves well in the job market at a reduced cost.
- Also, in most of its intermediate states, it serves well as a support for Man.
- Pure specimen turn rosy pink when discovered in a natural state.
- Other specimens turn green when placed near a specimen of higher quality.
- Higher quality specimens react exothermically when placed in contact with newly created versions of either enantiomer.
- May explode spontaneously without prior warning, and for no known reason.
- Extremely dangerous, except in experienced hands. Even the experienced should exert extreme caution.
- Except in portions of Utah, one should not try to maintain more than one sample of this element.