Flat tire stories - Went to the car to go to work one morning and had a flat. I called the office and advised I had a flat tire and wouldn't be in the morning meeting, but to tell the engineers on my project to keep moving and Id line them up for the day when I got in.
When I got to work an hour late, I went to line up our brightest ME (mechanical engineer) and he was grinning slyly and obviously not listening. I asked why he wasn't listening. "I thought you had a flat tire this morning," he replies. He thought he'd busted me using a bogus excuse for being late and that I'd outed myself by even showing up that day.
After a brief discussion, I discovered that he had no idea you could buy a tire plug kit at WM for under three bucks and fix your own tires. He was incredulous at the idea. I explained the whole process of removing the tire, spitting on any suspect area, detecting bubbles, pulling the offending foreign object, plugging and airing up. Replace the tire on the vehicle and back in business.
As he described the "normal process" for "fixing a flat tire," one would call off for the day, call someone to come get the tire, take t somewhere and fix it, bring it back and put it on the car, while he sat home and watched cartoons or played iwth his new iphone, of which he was quite proud, because he was the only one who had one in the whole engineering department at the time.
Poor guy thought he was going to work in peace for a day and not have me making sure he did things correctly, but a cheap tire plug kit spoiled his fun. I felt badly for him. Not because I spoiled his "easy day," but because he was so genuinely helpless.