Got WOOD?

[Bret4207]

I think I'll pass on the horse poop knife handles.

Back when I lived 1/2 a mile down the road from Chris I used to burn a lot of brush. I accidentally set fire to an area my horses loafed in one dry summer day. That stuff doesn't wet down easy once it dries, kinda like peat moss. Stinks when it burns too!

 

[Rick]

Horse poop knife handles? Kinda makes ya want to start slicing up the roast beef huh?

 

[358156 hp]

Mom took our 17 year old wanna be doctor to the dentist. 2 cavities; one a possible root canal and crown. There goes the $2,000 dental allowance for this year.
To cheer myself up I'm going to smoke a turkey breast and a rack of baby backs.

EDIT: Sorry, wrong thread. Meant this to go in "What you doin today?"

Second EDIT: I am using wood in the smoker.

Nice save...

 

[358156 hp]

I just burned through that $2000 allowance and added $4000 to it. We must support our dentist in the manor to which they have become accustomed.

"Manor" is absolutely Freudian in this context!

 

[JWFilips]

Well Here is another from Shorpy.com: