K-9 humor

L Ross

L Ross

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Ooooh no, bad memory. I was under a car, in a snowy driveway, with my one and only dog, Molly, the Chesapeake Bay retriever laying against my protruding legs, guarding me in my vulnerability, when.....the mailman ascended the driveway. There was flying snow and gravel, ugly dog sounds, yelling going on as I tried to extricate myself from beneath the car without scalping myself on the frame.

When I emerged 10" Crescent wrench in my right fist, the mailman was hosing down MY DOG with some kind of spray. There was a tense standoff, some yelling, directed at both Molly and the mailman. Molly was using the spray as Au Jus. Escalated, perfect choice of words.

Then there was the time when a neighbor's dog wandered into the driveway while I was once again under a car. No wonder I hate working on cars Ian. I don't know how you stood it, I'd rather do domestics all day, well maybe not all day.
 
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