hot news,,, this can't wait for the weekend.
did you know there is only one factory that makes glitter in the North America's.
yep all that fish bait glitter, bass boat glitter, metallic flake for your cars paint, make up, and fingernail polish glitter are all made in the same factory.
they are all the exact same stuff just made in larger or smaller flake sizes.
so my next DR. EVIL plan is to aim a laser from the moon onto this factory and hold all the glitter hostage for a large ransom.
this ransom should easily be large enough to fund the purchase and re-fitting of that island in the ocean all successful evil masterminds seem to need.