Gonna be a rant so if that stuff bores you, pass this by-
Had quite the rodeo here yesterday. Neighbors (the ones from Jersey) horses got out. I won't got through the whole ugly history but these people shouldn't have a cat, much less livestock. So anyway, once I get some other stuff taken care of, I figure I'll go try to herd their horses home. (Naturally she's off gallivanting and he's off truck driving I guess, so no help from them.) So I strolls up to see just with I'm dealing with. 3 draft mares and a draft stud horse, 2-3 years old. Soon as I approach they take off, which gives me time to notice they've taken down several of my fence posts, including some steel Tee posts, and my horses are nowhere in the paddock. I turn and see my herd up in a neighboring field a 1/4-1/2 mile away. Okay, so I don't have to sort horses at least. Go to the barn, get the truck and some fence stuff and fix the fence as best the perma-frost and terrain allow. Then I go to the nieghbors place and try to find where their idiots got out. Call another neighbor that hates these people but lives in sight of the farm and get the low down on where they keep the horses. Got back to the barn, get some stuff to at least sort of fix the fence and toss a couple of bales of my hay in the paddock to at least keep the horses in if I can get them there. Put the truck away and figure I might be able to drive the horses back home. Since the 4 idiots don't appear to be real people oriented, I break into my "Horse Whisperer" act and I can get to where I can touch one Belgian mare and she wants to follow. The stud horse looks like he may need an application of something long and whip or stick shaped since he's getting aggressive. So I go to get a halter, which I couldn't find any of my draft sized jobs, end up with a rope and lunge whip and by the time I get back the stud horse has decided to take a roll on an icy spot and can't get back up. I spend 15 minutes trying to get him up. He's been touched by human hands now at least, but no joy. So back to the barn to get some sure foot. I take the truck back this time and by now the stud has gotten up on his own somehow, but he's exhausted and not in any mood to give me problems. I count my blessings! I get the rope on the mare and we start for home. All the sudden she bolts, so do the others and I have no clue why. I lost the lead and then I hear the thundering herd. Here come my idiots at the gallop. I'm thinking now I'm going to have a real mess with 11 horses mixed up in a bunch with no help or way to sort them. Mr Stud goes for one of my aged mares and she kicks the living snot out of him! So much for the sorting problem, the 4 go in one direction and my morons go in the other. Back to the barn again, (we're no where near the truck by now) and get a bucket of grain, call my horses (horses do come when called and you have grain...sometimes), and get them behind the fence. Then back to the other 4. I did have the good sense to change out of my Mickey Mouse boots (about 8lbs each) and put on my much lighter, but far colder Muck boots. I go for the one mare with the lead and by now her blood is up and she isn't having any of it. They take off for the road and I try to take a short cut to at least turn them home. They do and then it's trying to get them by my herd which is up at the fence by the road, doing their best to screw up the best laid plans of mice and men and whatnot and maybe bust a gate or cut themselves up on some fence while they're at it. I drive the 4 on by and then it's just walking them home and keeping them from taking a detour into the woods or a meadow. They finally smell home and trot right into their paddock. My hay is a big hit and that gives me time to sort of half way get the "fence" and "gate" fixed. Word to the wise- electric fence works a lot better if it's not under 10" of snow or wrapped around a steel Tee post. No way the electric is going to get fixed this time of year by me at my cost, so I do what I can with the barb wire thats there and some baling twine, a real farmer fix. Then I gotta get my lead off the mare. She's coming down off her adrenaline rush and I finally get the remains of my rope off her after using the last 10 minutes of my patience up. Text the neighbor lady and let her know I got the horses in, but the fence needs work ASAP. To top this fun off, the neighbor lady texts my boy Gord (he is about the only one in the area on good terms with them, gets their hay out, brings in wood her when he's gone) and asks him if he can fix up the fence area when he gets home from school! Mind you, there's a good 8-10" of frost in the ground, more on open areas. Gord, good hearted soul he is, gets home, does his chores and goes to fix the fence. I get home about then from going to town for propane and to pick up his sister from an after school event she ended up not going to (!!!) and do my chores, and Gord can't find these peoples post driver, etc. So I went and helped him do what we could. I actually bent my new digging bar trying to pull a post Gord put in the wrong place. Get home and have supper, help with homework, etc. Figure I'll sleep like a rock. Nope. 2:30AM I'm awake wondering if the horses got back out...